Andron
,
David
[street address unknown]
San Fransisco
,
CA
[postal code unknown]
United States
Email:
DACuba@hotmail.com
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Notes:
Wow, coming back to this web site is like opening an old book that hasn't been read in a while or listening to a great jazz record that takes your mind back to another place, another time, possibly another universe. Where do I begin? That's like asking what came first the chicken or the egg, the myth or the legend? The answer, I don't know but I'd like to find out. I've done a lot of traveling Cuba, Bangledesh, Antartica, and a million mocha lattes later, im still me. I've bathed in the Ganges, the cool crisp water soothing my aching body and soul, and Ive peed in the Eupharates. I've laughed, I've loved, I've yearned, it's been a real trip man. Right now I'm working on a script, it's great you should read it. It's all about me, fast times, fast women, old commmrades, hockey, Cuba, and writing. That script has gotten me laid over a half a dozen times almost. Shoot me a line if you want to get deep and shoot the breeze or talk about Cuba. Peace and Love.
Chapter 2 Rogue in a Western City
These days are strange. I've been in sf for well over a year now and still don't feel settled. the time has been good, though soon a move will be made. to where is anyone's guess. Could
go whore out in LA (why not, everyone else does), could go work for
a magazine in NY, could fuck it all and go back to living overseas,
keep working on the book and finding myself in this fish tank of a world we call life. Not much interests me. I really just
want to sit around and read and write, hang glide, go to orphanages, invent new flavors of salsa my new favorite is Ursy's paradise, or Endless Seeds of Love, and that's mostly what i do. I've had vicky (you remember her, the british bird?) out here for the past month or so, and she'll be around through mid-august.
she's living here, and it's been pretty intense, to have her around
24/7. I'm basically married but we play switch so its fun, though soon enough she'll go back to
England and i'll be here and it'll be like running full speed into a
brick wall, or abad case of writers block! There's no doubt I love her, but sometimes there's more
to it than that, and i'm prepared to take whatever time I can get
and be happy with it. There's always that danger that she'll move
back, find someone she's happier with, and that'll be it for us. You see, when push comes to shove it's not really about having her,it's more about being the one she wants to come back to and me staying me. You know like a bowl of soup on a winters day or the nest of robin's red breast. That's good I should right about that.
Chapter 3
So the past couple days i caught Creed shows out here. I had seen them in vegas right after they resumed touring, and though the shows in sin city were good as ever the past couple days were something else. A 20 minute With Arms Wide Open that, despite the cleanliness inspired by the song's name, was just about the dirtiest
thing i ever heard, I was obsequious. They brought out Higher, My Own Prison, One...all kinds of shit, and it was so good, the jamming so tight, each song played to the fringes and back. I don't know if you've seen any shows in the last
year, if you're even into them anymore, but i know you would've
enjoyed nibbling mushrooms and jamming to My Sacrifice. Some shit just don't change that much.
Check me out if your ever in San Fran. I work at the Chilis, in the Castro section, it's a real trip. I'm in the back washing dishes, getting inspired. You wouldn't believe all the food people waste. Half rack of baby back ribs here, couple chicken fritters there, this is the kind of stuff that can change the world man. Anyway saving up for a raft ride to Cuba cause theres a fire on the mountain, bra! Peace and Love part 2.... Chapter 4 coming soon!
DAve Andron has had sex on every continent....and two non-earth planets.
Dave Andron made enough salsa for an entire orphange in Bangledesh...Brad Pitt and Angelina Joule called Dave for recommendations on where to adopt.
Dave Andron only bathes in water from the Ganges....and only drinks water from the Nile.
Dave Andron has slept with every member of Creed...he always plays catcher.
Dave Andron can fit his fist in his ass...up to his elbow.
Dave Andron can fit his fist and your fist in his ass...up to both elbows.
Dave Andron's Semester at Sea trip changed the world...he is currently spearheading semester in space to, "change the galaxy man" Dave Andron once sucked dick for type writer ribbon. Dave Andron refuses to wash dishes with dawn Dave Andron once worked a double @ Chilis Dave Andron slept with a homeless man to "get inspired." Dave Andron has never had writers block. Dave Andron sang Creed lyrics to children in an Cuban orphanage. Dave Andron taps british birds on the reg. Dave Andron nibbles on shrooms, and leftovers @ Chilis, basically whatever he can get his hands on. Dave Andron wrote the Da Vinci Code in fifth grade. Dave Andron has been to the moon twice. Dave Andron will not return Steven Spielberg's calls.
Dave Andron has been to Cuba
Dave Andron has been to an orphanage in India Dave Andron has seen Creed play so tight, to the fringes and back.
Dave Andron built a time machine and travelled back in
time to have sex with the Virgin Mary and father Jesus
Christ. He easily calmed her husband Joseph by
writing him a note saying he thought about him while
dancing at a concert. Then he wrote the bible.
Dave Andron used that same time machine to visit
Vincent Van Gogh. He read him a poem so glorious that
Van Gogh's ear blew completely off his head.
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